Greetings Surrey, and welcome to my
home-made website. I'm a
for hire known as
Mr Sketchum; my 'ordinary'
name is Alfie Deliss - but please - feel free to call me Mr
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I'm the man at
the party with a clipboard (but not supervising the
taxi queue) - I draw laughter and smiles from guests
(literally) by handing out appealing as well as
funny caricatures absolutely free at parties,
weddings and all sorts of events all over the
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need is pens, paper and a smile
- I can work with fake - to
mix'n'mingle during drinks, table-hop over dinners
(not literally), and sometimes find a single good spot
to work from.
get involved "in the spotlight" as the subjects, as sardonic
commentators, and as spectators, eyes on stalks
watching the likenesses take shape, and
a few convivial repartee-assisted penstrokes later
are rewarded with their caricatures - unique souvenirs of the occasion -
which they helped create!
best...cara...caractcha I've ever
had...out of all the caractchas I've
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fortunate to get the opportunity to foster good
humour and introduce a bit of playful creativity
into often fascinating surroundings.
like to give their
verdicts on how good or bad my cartoon portraits are (I
don't mind! *he says*), and congratulate one
another if they've come out appealingly, or do the
opposite - rib each other over who looks a bit peculiar -
which in a funny old way really brings people together.
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"Not bad! You should
think about doing it for a living!!"
Johnny Ball, genial
mathematical showman & television
Fridays, weekends &
peak dates get booked up fast!
Thermos™, expired Railcard and a
sense of humour, will travel: I'm no stranger to
From my London HQ's
nerve centre, I've
zigzagged back and forth to bookings all across
professionally since 1999.
As Network Rail might
mutter: "It's a tough
to do it!"
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loved your "works of art". We were really impressed with the
jaw-dropping likenesses, long after you'd gone they were making the rounds to howls of laughter.
Geoff & Lucy,
"Thanks for last night
Alfie, Kim was touched to be given
such a great memento of her ten years
with the team at Hilton. Everyone had
fun & thought it was a brilliant
Most of my
caricatures are of "singletons", but
naturally at parties sometimes couples & groups wish to be immortalised together. As long as I
can be sure of not getting too tied up with one set of guests I'm glad to
If you like I can preprint graphics and/or
a message of your choice onto
each sheet of
paper I use ~ to mark the occasion, distinguish a brand, convey the
ethos of a campaign, or simply to add a stylish personal touch.
I draw on
super-heavy A4 laser paper, and present each
caricature inside a free clear splash-proof
top'n'side-opening plastic document folder,
which can be securely rolled up and
her a body like Baywatch ~ and a face like Crimewatch!!"
(heartily bellowed at me from the other end
of the room by a fellow at a Warburtons Bakery event)
there to please not to punish - in fact with
no matter what I draw the real thing is always
funnier! In all sreiousness though,
truth is by nature I favour ladies, where
tend to capture appealing, genuine likenesses
that are fun, but often quite kind.
the chaps who supply me with the comedy raw
material - simply by being naturally
"What you see
glasses isn't reality dude."
Written (anonymously) in my sketchbook while I was away
use of pinpoint accuracy to establish the
resemblance, then only as much broad-brush
exaggeration as is needed for emphasis or
effect, my caricatures straddle the line between realism & farce.
Picking up on and highlighting the unique
personality, attitudes and subtle, fleeting
facial expressions that are emblematic of a
person, I create
so very convincing they look
more like the subjects than the subjects!!
"live" caricatures suit any occasion...although,
thinking about it, I've not worked at a séance -
Here are the three types of event that I sketch at the
wedding receptions with wedding
favours/keepsakes/goodies and a good sprinkling
of original humour, I adapt to your schedule ~ I
tend to mingle during drinks after the ceremony,
work my way around the wedding breakfast tables,
and also entertain the party later on, when
everyone fancies a giggle.
"Even superb photographs
don’t capture the sides to you that Mr Sketchum's
For a little bit more on
parties mean I can spread myself about and
methodically get a general buzz going. Smaller
gatherings are a treat, as they're good-natured
affairs where I'm amongst family, close friends
and colleagues who'll get on famously wihout me
anyway - but of course with a brilliant
caricaturist like me there they have an absolute
Business people love to
let off steam and in fact can be systematically
efficient at having fun. As well as providing
laughs, talking points, and unique freebies
(branded if that's useful),
I also function as a marketing tool
by helping clients create events which
simultaneously entertain, generate awareness of
their services, and reflect well on their
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corporate caricatures ~
for a few seconds, could you please stop flaring your
nostrils at me?!"
sweet! I put my face in your hands!"
took my first booking
to sketch at a
and Spinster Ball"
whilst still studying at
of carousing Débs
and their potted Delights,
sketching was good fun
and soon, *ahem*, my personality rose to the
fore and shone through.
Now, armed with nearly two
decades of full-time experience
a "live" (not as in not dead, although I'm not)
caricature artist & entertainer for hire, delightfully
wicked sketches, and an
incredibly pleasant, modest personality, I've
ascended to being a
at the dizzying
heights of the
Art of...getting out of the way of waiters.
"Find a job you love and you'll never have to
I'm one of the busiest
caricature artists in the UK!
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